Meteorite Marvel Gifts

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

'This perfume is delightful, but unfortunately it also attracts meteorites.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"Do you hear what I hear?"

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

There's been lots of unexplained shaking and booming noises in the middle of the night - all over the world. Some thing earth's entered a part of space filled with meteors too big to burn up in our atmosphere. Others think governments are building a network of underground bases to save a select few from a coming apocalypse. A lot of people think the world's about to end, Susan. If it were anyone but you, I'd thinking this was a pickup line. For the first time in my life, all my favorite shows go

"But is it art?"

'It looks like our time is up.'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

Welcome to Probing, Wisconsin, where a flying saucer awaits.

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

The Star Gazer

On the bright side, Luther could now distinguish between meteors and meteorites.

'I turned wine into water.'

Soldier, Statesman, Patriot and Pointer

"We're seeing a widespread casual low developing in Friday, looking to be settling in..."

"Oh my God, the mineral water!"

Jesus on the pro water polo circuit.

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

Sometimes it's not good enough to look both ways.

"Fascinating. And I picked up four Pokemon in there."

"Hmmm....Looks familiar."

When songs come true...catch a falling star.

"Yes, it could only be Jesus! No one else was such a master at cherry pit spitting!"

"I brought two waters. How did you end up with wine?"

Magic Christmas

'The light stays on after I shut the door.