Meteorite Watcher Gifts

'It looks like our time is up.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

"The recession seems to deepening."

'You wouldn't believe what's happening in the rest of the world.'

"Thank God things are getting back to normal."

When economists rules the Earth

"Hey Siri, when's the next full moon?"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's a planet-killing comet heading here, and only the military has the resources to secretly evacuate all the V.I.P.s and their families before it hits.'

"There's a giant rock coming from the sky, we have to hide!"

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

"Well, I guess our fifteen minutes is about up."

65,000,000 B.C.

Sometimes it's not good enough to look both ways.

'This perfume is delightful, but unfortunately it also attracts meteorites.'

"I'm not worried about the Comet, I don't believe in Astrology."

"Bernard's always prepared for asteroids"

'Noooooooooo!'

Waiting For Halley's Comet - Do Not Disturb.

When songs come true...catch a falling star.