Meteorite Watcher Gifts

'It looks like our time is up.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Invaders from Planet Manava.

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

There's been lots of unexplained shaking and booming noises in the middle of the night - all over the world. Some thing earth's entered a part of space filled with meteors too big to burn up in our atmosphere. Others think governments are building a network of underground bases to save a select few from a coming apocalypse. A lot of people think the world's about to end, Susan. If it were anyone but you, I'd thinking this was a pickup line. For the first time in my life, all my favorite shows go

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' Moles prepare for their assault on a newly mowed lawn

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

"The recession seems to deepening."

'You wouldn't believe what's happening in the rest of the world.'

"Hey Siri, when's the next full moon?"

When economists rules the Earth

"Thank God things are getting back to normal."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's a planet-killing comet heading here, and only the military has the resources to secretly evacuate all the V.I.P.s and their families before it hits.'

"There's a giant rock coming from the sky, we have to hide!"

'Come on, Larry! You don't have time to make a bucket list!'

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

"Well, I guess our fifteen minutes is about up."

"Ok, so you weren't invited to the tar put party. . . it's not the end of the world, you know!"

Sometimes it's not good enough to look both ways.

'This perfume is delightful, but unfortunately it also attracts meteorites.'

"I'm not worried about the Comet, I don't believe in Astrology."

"Bernard's always prepared for asteroids"

65,000,000 B.C.

'Noooooooooo!'

When songs come true...catch a falling star.