Meteor Watchers Gifts

'Maybe I am jinxed -- did anybody else ever get hit by a meteor while standing in line at the unemployment office?'

"Thank God things are getting back to normal."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Well, we needed the rain."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Man showing in the rain.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Giant Snowflake.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Winter Weather.

FORE!

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Price may vary with weather.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'