Meteor Watchers Gifts

'Maybe I am jinxed -- did anybody else ever get hit by a meteor while standing in line at the unemployment office?'

"Thank God things are getting back to normal."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Well, we needed the rain."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Man showing in the rain.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Giant Snowflake.

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Winter Weather.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

FORE!

As he tore open his gifts, Dell kept hoping that the weather balloon kit he craved was somewhere among them.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."