Comet Watcher Gifts

"There's a giant rock coming from the sky, we have to hide!"

"Well, I guess our fifteen minutes is about up."

"Just tell him we're taking him someplace dark where he can see the comet."

"Bernard's always prepared for asteroids"

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

"I'm not worried about the Comet, I don't believe in Astrology."

When economists rules the Earth

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"He's into binge fetching."

'It looks like our time is up.'

"Nope. Still no intelligent life."

'Well, is there someone with the aptitude to solve this kind of problem who didn't decide to become a hedge fund manager?'

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

"A comet rushes towards earth and will wipe us out? These stupid scientists and their scaremongering! If that's true I'll buy you a beer."

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

Astronomical observations.

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

"The recession seems to deepening."

'So, no matter how bad things may look, you just have to say to yourself, 'Hey, it's not the end of the world!''

'You wouldn't believe what's happening in the rest of the world.'

"It looks as though we've got mice and blue-tits!"

"Hey Siri, when's the next full moon?"

"Thank God things are getting back to normal."

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's a planet-killing comet heading here, and only the military has the resources to secretly evacuate all the V.I.P.s and their families before it hits.'