Meteor Watching Fan Gifts

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Mother nature takes her course.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Halloween Selfie

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Invaders from Planet Manava.

Monster Realtor

Halloween sculptor

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

Vampire with a violin

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"