Meteor Watching Fan Pillows

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Mother nature takes her course.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Halloween Selfie

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Sir Elton John

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Monster Realtor

Invaders from Planet Manava.

Halloween sculptor

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Leonard Bernstein

Vampire with a violin

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

"Listen, Sweetie, try not to kill anyone at your new school or you will get expelled again, ok?"