Meteorite Fan Pillows

On the bright side, Luther could now distinguish between meteors and meteorites.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Halloween Selfie

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Mother nature takes her course.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Monster Realtor

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Halloween sculptor

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'