Meteorite Fan T-Shirts

On the bright side, Luther could now distinguish between meteors and meteorites.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Halloween Selfie

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Mother nature takes her course.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Monster Realtor

Halloween sculptor

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."