Monument Fan Pillows

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

A watch face with Stonehenge

Ms. Rusmore

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Joe Biden

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Easter bunny Island.

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

A doctor statue and a patient statue

Statue of Liberty on the Phone.

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

"Takes years of me..."

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

Cleaner and sculpture

Taking selfies at the kelpies

"This pose is murder on my back!"

'Raise your left hand a little more... that's perfect, David, now open your eyes.'

Keister Island

The fountain of youths.

Britannia Endangered by Radical Reform