Meteorite Study Gifts

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Painting clouds

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Office Weather

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Mother nature takes her course.

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Weather today.

'How was your holiday?'

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

"See a trend?"

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."