Collecting Meteorites Gifts

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

Swiss-army rock...

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

A bee

'It looks like our time is up.'

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

One afternoon on mars.

"Keep it open."

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

'Your attention everybody! -- There's a 'severe foot watch' in effect until four o'clock this afternoon.'

End of crisis

'Well, that was when a pretty rock was worth a pretty rock...'

And another thing -- I'm tired of you taking me for granite.

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

"You should respect your elders..."

"Oh, that's embarrassing, it is a stick."

"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature."