Collecting Magnets Gifts

'This is one of the most powerful marketing tools known to man!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

A Rifle Competition in the North

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

Ever wonder why we debated what color fridge to buy?

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

New Belief Systems

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

'I'm prescribing magnets for your weight-loss program. They'll keep this on your refrigerator door.'

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

"Keep it open."

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

"Useful things, fridge magnets"

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

'And for your convenience, I've provided a magnet on the back so that you can put them on the refrigerator.'

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'