Collecting Magnets Gifts

'This is one of the most powerful marketing tools known to man!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

A Rifle Competition in the North

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

'I'm prescribing magnets for your weight-loss program. They'll keep this on your refrigerator door.'

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

"Useful things, fridge magnets"

New Belief Systems

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

"Keep it open."

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'

Orca magnet attracts skater.

Santa's family holding firearms