Meteorite Study Pillows

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Painting clouds

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Office Weather

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Mother nature takes her course.

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"That's a cloud, son, and no, I don't know if it's toxic."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Weather today.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

TV News. Multiple drenching thunderstorms are forming over the region. What's your weather segment lead-in? "There's a soaker born every minute!"

"See a trend?"

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'