Multicultural Marvel Gifts

"Thank you, sir. And have a happy holiday of your choice!"

"Oy! According to this site, I'm 80% Jewish."

"Annual We-Love-Our-Homeland-But- We'd -Rather -Live -Here Parade.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

Phoenix

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Chill Out Worshippers!

I love Harmonica

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

"Turn down the bass."

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

Propane Supply

'People soup again?'

"This is a blind audition, right?"

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"'Golden' years, my a**...."

"You'll have to speak up. Did I hear you say ou found the cure to shrink hemorrhoids?"

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

Houdini's Dog.

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'