Medical Marvel Enthusiast Gifts

'Great performance. He was going for a triple bypass, and he did a quadruple.'

A Cobra with prosthetic fangs.

'That's one antibiotic-resistant virus!'

'The gene therapy we used is our intellectual property, so we had you copyrighted.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'...And the good news is, I might just get a Nobel prize out of this!'

Pharmacy. These days a miracle drug is one that I can afford.

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

The Elephant Man sees a specialist

'And HERE they are Ladies and Gentlemen! PUT YOUR hands together for Kenderwell Hospital's NEW BREED of Microsurgeon!'

"He was a bit of a show-off."

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

'His heartbeat has been like that ever since he had the pig valve installed.'

"You'll have to speak up. Did I hear you say ou found the cure to shrink hemorrhoids?"

'So, how's things going at work? We found a boot when we did your colonoscopy.'

'I think it's amazing that they were able to reattach a man's hand to his ankle.'

'A perfect B flat.'

"We cured your male pattern baldness. Side effects were to be expected."

Organ Donation

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

"I scribbles notes from my meeting with the doctor. Trouble is, only a doctor could read them."

The fight against Corona

"There's talk of extending our surgery hours to cope with Covid!"

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

'Yes, Mr Smith, it is unusual at your age to grow an extra foot!'

"Actually, considering how badly the foot was mangled, it's a miracle they could reattach it at all."

'In the medical world you and I are going to be famous.'

It's the new stitchless method."

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

Real caduceus

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

A belch of boils

'After we've given you a new heart we make you a ham sandwich!'

Fire Brain

"'Golden' years, my a**...."