Monsoon Warrior Gifts

Man stranded on a desert island shakes out palm tree umbrella.

Glastonbury. After.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Giraffe Umbrella

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Polar bear bowling alley

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Valentine Vaccines

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'I need both hands for steering.'