Military Person Pillows

"Deaf ear" turned to 'Ministry of defence launches anti-smoking campaign'

"Is it safe to come out of the basement and act like a bad-ass again?!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Neo-International Law

Servicemen.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'