Engine Expertise Admirer Gifts

"Typical men - all torque."

Claus 2.0

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Man helping a mini learner driver

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Biker At Museum

Mad cleaning robot.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

When did you last have your oil changed?