Yoga Geek Mugs

Pilattes

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Yoga.

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"It is my place!"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

Birthing Ball

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

Banana Yoga

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"