Yoga Junkies Mugs

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

My God, I need to fart.

Running

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"Showoff"

New Age Store.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'Fitness guru.'

"It is my place!"

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Dummies Books.

Yoga To-Do

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Tree Pose To Support

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."