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'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Running

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

New Age Store.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"It is my place!"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

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"Yoga helps me unwind."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."