Yogi Explorer Gifts

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"It is my place!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Macho Vegetarian

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

'The Tropic Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

"You just download the app and it stores all your nuts in the cloud."

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Pot Needles

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