Yogi Explorer Gifts

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"It is my place!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Macho Vegetarian

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

"Here goes nothing."

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

"You just download the app and it stores all your nuts in the cloud."

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

'The Tropic Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Pot Needles

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'