Yoga Wanderer Gifts

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Monkey-artist

Sport Utility Boot.

Hither and Yon sign

Unguided imagery

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Where the wild things were."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Yoga.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."