Yoga Humor Gifts

"Downward facing dog"

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga classes door.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"Avoid sitting."

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

Dachshund Yoga

"Complaining empowers us."

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

"Brrroccollliii...brrroccollliii...I told you I was a vegetarian when we met, Dwayne, so get over it!"

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

Snowperson Yoga

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

'Let 'em go. They're joggers. Nothing but gristle and bones.'

Cat Yoga

'I'm a finicky vegetarian. I don't eat eggs unless they're poached. I don't eat meat, unless it is properly marinated. I don't eat fish unless it's breaded and fried.'

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

Downward spiralling dog.

As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...

"Yoga for hangovers"

Today: Hot Yoga.

Rabbit Costume

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

Closing Laugh: Yoga Club

"I say, if you're wearing yoga pants, it counts as a yoga pose.