Relaxed Yogi Gifts

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Yoga classes door.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Energy saving mode

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Brave explorers of the world"

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

How to recover from a bad day

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

Dogs can dream too.

New Hampshire Minute

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"Dude. You seem tense."

Mental health

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Second aid