Running Late Enthusiasts Gifts

"Why are we late everywhere we go?"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Running

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I told him he should have trained more."

Women in a cross country race

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

Man running

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'That Brown bears watching!'

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Congratulations for male runner

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

The Fun Run.

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

'Stampede!!'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."