Fashionably Late Aficionados Gifts

"You should have been here half an hour ago! I'll never be ready in time now"

Joined at the hipster.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

The Mummy's Purse...

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

David Letterman

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"How about fashionably never?"

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

"Got outta jury duty!"

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

Men's Casual Clothes. Nothing feels better than finding a comfortable pair of pants! Jean therapy is very powerful!

Hey, I think you've got my tie!