Trendy Aficionados Gifts

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Mummy's Purse...

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"It's dress down day!"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

Turkey a la Mode

The Beard Movement

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

"Whoah, triple denim!"