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"The adult coloring books are a big hit."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Dressed for Success!

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

New Suit.

A Macaroni in 1772

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Out of kilter.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

"So, how do you want it?"

Square Cut

Purple dress

The Dandy

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

The latest in Eyewear.

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

A Transformer for grownups

A meeting on the pier

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

Beard fails

'I work at the airport.'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.