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We're looking to buy a place. Something hip. Realty King. What a nice young couple. Where? Do you plant o have little ones? Little whats?

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Joined at the hipster.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Mummy's Purse...

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"It's dress down day!"

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"The adult coloring books are a big hit."

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Men's Casual Clothes. Nothing feels better than finding a comfortable pair of pants! Jean therapy is very powerful!

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

Turkey a la Mode

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

The Beard Movement

The Fad Herald cometh! All hail the arbiter of all things hip. Hear ye. today, a matter of great magnitude. After much deliberation, I am prepared to issue a rare fad correction, and an apology. Two years ago, in a drunken haze, I mistakenly mixed up a 2020 scroll with one meant for 2022. Murmur murmur. Something has felt off. C'mon! The one I mistakenly read in 2020 that should have been read this year … Ripped skinny jeans that cling to the legs like torn Saran Wrap while accentuating the butt

"You're not going out dressed like that!"