"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."
Fashionably Late Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the playful spirit of being fashionably late? Our collection for the 'fashionably late aficionado' blends humor and style, making it ideal for anyone who knows the importance of a grand entrance. Whether they’re always a few steps behind or just enjoy the dramatic flair of timing, these thoughtfully designed products will charm and amuse. Explore mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate a perfectly imperfect sense of style.
'Edna, we're late! You don't have time for a second coat!'
'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'
'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'
"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."
"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."
The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion
"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."
"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."
"Does this make me think I look good?"
Austin Powers
"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."
"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."
David Letterman
"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"
'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'
"Take it. It's the dress code."
"How about fashionably never?"
'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'
"Madonna's out early this morning."
'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'
Gay Couple
"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."
'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'
Comeback of the Boardroom Knickerbocker.
The Man in the Iron Basque!
"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."
'Not that sort of pool party.'
Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People
"Make me look like this."
"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"
'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'
"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."
"May I remind you, Oxley, that in this company we start work at nine and we dress for success."
Fashionably Late Aficionado Gifts Collection
Fashionably Late Aficionado Mugs
Browse our mugs collection for more fun designs celebrating the fashionably late aficionado. Perfect for their morning coffee or afternoon tea.
Fashionably Late Aficionado Pillows
Discover pillows that add humor and personality to any space, ideal for the latecomer who loves to lounge in style.
Fashionably Late Aficionado Prints
Explore prints that showcase the playful attitude of being fashionably late—great for decorating a space with a sense of fun and flair.
Fashionably Late Aficionado T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that speak to the fashionably late lifestyle. A witty addition to any casual wardrobe or statement piece.