Fashionably Late Nerd Gifts

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Scientists are sexy

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Sexual chemistry set

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

Football Crazy strip six

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

'So what have you been up to?'

'Early Laptops.'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

He still refuses to upgrade.

Programmer Dreams

It's hammerhead time

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

Postmodernist Pat, "the advent of 'electronic mail' has of course transcended the traditional 'sender-purveyor-receiver' relationship"

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

Computer Fashion Show

"How about fashionably never?"

The last of the mullet.

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

It's academic

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

"Remember how big and clunky the first ones were?"