Fashionable Geek Gifts

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Scientists are sexy

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

The Digital Family

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Binary Man

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Essex computer.

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

Funny math t-shirts

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Young Geeks.

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

Computer Fashion Show

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

Computer Psychiatrist.

Underwear boy at 80