Fashion Geek Gifts

"You're wearing the latest in power suits. On a full charge, you'll be a wifi hotspot and a charging station."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Joined at the hipster.

Keeping warm.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Congratulations on the new you!

His and Her wardrobe's

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Changing Room Decisions

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"