Fashion Forward Nerd Gifts

"Why are you dressed like that if you don't know anything about computers?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Overkill, dude."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

Beware of Dawg.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Chippunks

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

Social Struggles

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

Computer Fashion Show

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

'You must have something in my size?'

Smart meter. Smarter meter

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.