Fashion Forward Nerd Gifts

"Why are you dressed like that if you don't know anything about computers?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Overkill, dude."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Beware of Dawg.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Chippunks

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Social Struggles

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

Computer Fashion Show

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

'You must have something in my size?'

Smart meter. Smarter meter

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.