Sartorial Computer Geek Gifts

'I'm being fitted for a new laptop.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Knights of the Square Table.

Book Worm

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

"My fit watch has conspired with the TV remote. The remote only stays on some fitness channel until I get up and exercise."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Grim's Fairytales

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.