Sartorial Computer Geek Pillows

'I'm being fitted for a new laptop.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Knights of the Square Table.

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"My fit watch has conspired with the TV remote. The remote only stays on some fitness channel until I get up and exercise."

Book Worm

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Grim's Fairytales

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'