Wearable Gadget Geek Pillows

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Digital Fomo!

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

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The Modern Novel.

"We don't talk anymore."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Two Generations of Readers

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Connected to Technology.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Technological Dependence.

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Large print e-book.

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."