Wearable Tech Lover Pillows

"You can watch entire movies the size of a postage stamp. Bet you never thought you'd see progress like that!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"My fit watch has conspired with the TV remote. The remote only stays on some fitness channel until I get up and exercise."

Ready for a run!

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

Computer Fashion Show

'It's the newest endoscopy technique. This ladybug is equipped with a tiny video camera and has been trained to thoroughly explore your nasal passages.'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Hold on - it may take a few minutes for his new pacemaker to sync with his Fitbit.

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

The 39 Steps

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

Gloria knows where you've been tonight, Lance. Apparently, that sandwich she made you for lunch contained salami, cheese, lettuce, tomato and a GPS tracker. !! !!

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"...and if I press this button..."

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

"I'm sure it is making work more enjoyable. However, there maybe some liability issues."

Dronin'

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was wearing a Fitbit?"

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

'This retinal camera is great, but at the price you'd think they'd include a cup holder!'

"It's context aware, so it can tap your wrist when you're about to put your foot in your mouth."