Wearable Tech Aficionado Pillows

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

Fit-Bite

"You don't need to attach a magnifying glass above your smart watch. Just use the zoom."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

Book Worm

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

"My fit watch has conspired with the TV remote. The remote only stays on some fitness channel until I get up and exercise."

Ready for a run!

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

Computer Fashion Show

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Telephone Box

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

"...and if I press this button..."

The 39 Steps

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

Why you need to be specific with a G.P.S.: 'You have arrived at the most exciting destination of your life...'

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

'Make me look like I own the latest Apple technology.'

"I think I see the problem! If I could just read this tiny print, I think it says...'Do not touch this. Could cause toner cartridge to explode'."

"It's context aware, so it can tap your wrist when you're about to put your foot in your mouth."

Like it? It's the new executive toy!

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was wearing a Fitbit?"

"All that's left is to monetize it."