Wearable Tech Aficionado Prints

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

Fit-Bite

"You don't need to attach a magnifying glass above your smart watch. Just use the zoom."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

Book Worm

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

"My fit watch has conspired with the TV remote. The remote only stays on some fitness channel until I get up and exercise."

Ready for a run!

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

Computer Fashion Show

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

Telephone Box

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"...and if I press this button..."

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

Why you need to be specific with a G.P.S.: 'You have arrived at the most exciting destination of your life...'

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

"It's context aware, so it can tap your wrist when you're about to put your foot in your mouth."

Like it? It's the new executive toy!

"Next bench is four steps."

"All that's left is to monetize it."

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."