Wearable Tech Lover Prints

"You can watch entire movies the size of a postage stamp. Bet you never thought you'd see progress like that!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Ready for a run!

"My fit watch has conspired with the TV remote. The remote only stays on some fitness channel until I get up and exercise."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Computer Fashion Show

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

"...and if I press this button..."

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

"It's context aware, so it can tap your wrist when you're about to put your foot in your mouth."

'This retinal camera is great, but at the price you'd think they'd include a cup holder!'

"I'm sure it is making work more enjoyable. However, there maybe some liability issues."

"Next bench is four steps."