Wearable Tech Whiz Prints

"My fit watch has conspired with the TV remote. The remote only stays on some fitness channel until I get up and exercise."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Ready for a run!

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

"Buy my data $20"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

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"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

Rationalization

"...and if I press this button..."

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

'Data Dude' magazine.

"...first, let's just figure out an adjustmetn to my allowance..."

"Next bench is four steps."

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

Sports and new technologies

"It's context aware, so it can tap your wrist when you're about to put your foot in your mouth."

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

"Have you considered upgrading to a newer model fitness tracker? That might solve your backache problems."