Running Late Enthusiasts Pillows

"Why are we late everywhere we go?"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Running

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Women in a cross country race

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

Man running

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'That Brown bears watching!'

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

The Fun Run.

'Stampede!!'

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

'Well, did you win or what?'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Congratulations for male runner