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Clown Airbags.

"What's a patent?"

Touring Cyclist

The Main Types of Cheese

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

A smiling cyclist

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Hamster.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

"Oh, gross! It squished a trilobite!"

"I invented the wheel, but he invented the hubcap."

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'