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Clown Airbags.

"What's a patent?"

The Main Types of Cheese

Touring Cyclist

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

A smiling cyclist

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Hamster.

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"I invented the wheel, but he invented the hubcap."

"Oh, gross! It squished a trilobite!"

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

'We'll rotate them for free but you have to pay if you want 'em balanced.'