Whimsical Wheel Admirer Pillows

The Main Types of Cheese

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"Well, that one got away."

Apple Pie Abduction

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Herb's from Texas."

Mouse with a cat cake.

Cow Kong

Witches Checkout.

Reindeer

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The Karate Kitten.

A chip off the old block...

Mephistopheles

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Carpet Cows

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

Cherub string quartets

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

Great wheel. Lousy frisbee.

"Hey Gus, there's a guy playing the pipe in town: Let's go and follow him..."

Mermaids

An snail shell with a chimney

Circus Baby.

Antique oriental carpets.

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'