Railway Romanticist T-Shirts

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Anorak anoraks'.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Run from the hills!

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

HS2 time bomb...

L.A. Transfer

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

What Holds the Subway Together?

Pound sign on rail tracks.

A Train Conductor.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

'Oh bloody hell, what's their excuse this time?'

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Double Bike

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'