Marathon Lover T-Shirts

"By the time I got my race number it was over."

"This is exciting! My first marathon."

Runners have a pay toll.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"A little help, please."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

Couch and Potato

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

'That Brown bears watching!'

'Costume - What costume?'

I've been doing sit-ups!

Get a life

Marathon costume

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'Stampede!!'

'Well, did you win or what?'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

Formula One car models

"Madonna's out early this morning."

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Athlete

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.