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How to run a marathon.

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

Runner with a kick-starter.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Once Clara found the right running shoes she never lost another marathon.

"I'm planning to run across the country to help raise money to buy a car."

The wicked witch was doing quite well in the marathon until she thoughtlessly grabbed a cup of water and threw it in her face.

401K

'Are we having fun yet...'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'The Boston Marathon has changed everything.'

"You're not supposed to give refreshments to them, you idiot!"

'Move! Get out of my way! I'm training for the big marathon!'

'You're taller than I expected.' - 'I'm standing on my blisters.'

Brendan Foster

Boston Marathon

The 42nd annual City marathon (a guy in a car waiting for the start).

'That Brown bears watching!'

Christmas tree for runners.

'No subway, no bus service, no gasoline, no electric. . . I wish the city were up and running!'

"Oh no! A bonafide runner!"

Mind if I jump the queue - I'm in the middle of a marathon.

'What were you thinking, Louie? We can run faster than humans, but only for short distances.'

'Ten Feet and he's already hit the wall.'

'I'm stuffed' - The teddy bear athlete's continual problem.

'What's the house wine?'

'Mile 20. This is where I usually hit the wall.'

'Well, did you win or what?'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

The Endless Marathon

'I'm a world-class racist...and you?'

A man runs a race on a tiny desert island.